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susannawolff:

A few details about this fine gentleman:
1. His name is Michael D. Ballantine.
2. He personally submitted this picture of himself to Wikipedia. Yes, this picture.
3. He is technically a candidate for the Green Party’s nomination for president of the United States of America.
4. He may or may not have played one of the O’Doyles in Billy Madison.
5. He studied at the University of Phoenix Online.
6. It makes absolutely no sense that he could be an actual human being.
7. You can become his friend on Facebook here.


It is very important that you read this…

susannawolff:

A few details about this fine gentleman:

1. His name is Michael D. Ballantine.

2. He personally submitted this picture of himself to Wikipedia. Yes, this picture.

3. He is technically a candidate for the Green Party’s nomination for president of the United States of America.

4. He may or may not have played one of the O’Doyles in Billy Madison.

5. He studied at the University of Phoenix Online.

6. It makes absolutely no sense that he could be an actual human being.

7. You can become his friend on Facebook here.

It is very important that you read this…

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What’s Behind A Temper Tantrum? Scientists Deconstruct The Screams

Toddlers outfitted with high-tech wireless recording devices have helped researchers discover that tantrums have a very distinct, predictable pattern. Understanding that tantrums have a rhythm can not only help parents know when to intervene, but also give them a sense of control.

Thank you technology for deciphering pitches of toddler screams and tantrums… Now let’s get back to curing AIDS, Cancer and Parkinson’s

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